About Us

Sandie David Jones is a 25-year-old trainee tradesperson who enjoys watching YouTube videos, glamping and watching television. He is stable and entertaining, but can also be very unfriendly and a bit disloyal.

He is an American Christian who defines himself as straight. He finished school and then left academia. He has a severe phobia of mice

Physically, Sandie is in good shape. He is very tall with brown skin, brown hair and black eyes. He has a birthmark on his forehead.

He grew up in a middle class neighbourhood. He was raised by his mother, his father having left when he was young.

He is currently single. His most recent romance was with an artist called Gracie Lana Turner, who was 2 years older than him. They broke up because Gracie got fed up of how Sandie talked to people.

Sandie has one child with ex-girlfriend Gracie: Luke aged 4.

Sandie’s best friend is a trainee tradesperson called Lydia Saunders. They get on well most of the time. He also hangs around with Fletcher Wilson and Ty Jarvis. They enjoy spreading right-wing propoganda together.